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cops

people that are trying to make a living like everyone else. When they do their job, idiots blame them for the stupid shit they were doing to begin with.

If you don't want to get caught by the cops, then don't do stupid shit so much.

by Adrian January 9, 2005

247πŸ‘ 257πŸ‘Ž


homework

The reason I can't do what I want most of the damn time.

Homework: The reason school sucks, bar none.

by Adrian May 27, 2006

578πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


football player

In high school, the people that deserve the least amount of respect, yet get the most. MTV brainwashed girls want to fuck them just becuase they're "hot". VERY few of them (about 10%) are cool and get along with everybody. The other 90% are stereotypical jocks: date only cheerleaders, hate everyone not on the team, are depressingly stupid, and act like complete asses.

Football players: giving "meathead" a new definition.

by Adrian June 21, 2006

432πŸ‘ 304πŸ‘Ž


shallow

What all women are. Okay sorry 99% of women are. The other 1% live somewhere on mars.

Don't deny it. You know it's true, yet you still don't care. Fuckin morons.

by Adrian March 31, 2005

111πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


shallow

Master Tonberry has the best definition here, but it's not more than 90% of girls that are shallow. It's the full 100%.

Stupid shallow bitches. Just cuz someones short has to mean they have a small dick. WRONG bitches wrong!!!

by Adrian January 27, 2005

39πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


devolve

Th opposite of evolve.

The Bush family will surely continue to devolve.

by Adrian August 20, 2007

12πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


lance bass

nsync member that on July 26, 2006 revealed he was gay. WHAT A HUGE FUCKING SHOCK! You know what else? Cars need gas to run!

anyone that didn't already know lance bass was gay is a moron.

by Adrian July 26, 2006

468πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž