Queen's

University in Belfast.

My first year at Queen's is very fuzzy, it cost me £5,000 and all i have to show is a beer bely and a rash.

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italian women

The hottest fucking women on earth.

damn italian women are FINE.

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mount doom

the monstrous mountain deep in mordor in the lord of the rings movies. Always spewing lava.

The one ring was forged and destroyed in mt. doom. BTW return of the king is NOT overhyped.

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customer

Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.

Customers make my work life horrible.

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ronaldinho

either
1. one of the ugliest motherfuckers you will ever see, or
2. one of the best soccer players you will ever see.

Ronaldinho might be both.

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Wuck Fit

Another way of saying fuck wit created by simply switching the first letter of each word. Used when swearing filters are present.

I should've known those wuck fits would screw everything up.

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siznick

Someone who is not physically well.

That nigga Cee-Lo is siznick, you should get him a card.

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