lasagna

Either
1. God, in edible form, or
2. the food of the gods.

Lasagna is the best food on this earth.

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yoda

Yoda was NOT the most powerful jedi ever. Luke was, then yoda.

Just 140 days till revenge of the sith.

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pippin

high on drugs,
medical condition which requires the smoking of large amount of cannabis(resin or bud form)
Medical Name;pipinusreckticus

i'm high as a "pippin"
dont do drugs or you'll be a pippin

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barry bonds

A piece of shit that deserves NO respect. Yeah, he hit his 756th home run tonight (8/7/07). But the man CHEATED. Many of San Francisco's idiot fans are too blinded by ignorance to accept it.

barry bonds hit his 756th* home run tonight.

*the motherfucker is a liar that is on steroids.

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myspace

It is not an epidemic. It is a pandemic. This is the worst pandemic since the black plague.

Myspace must be destroyed...

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Your papa should have worn a rubber

You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should not be on this planet

Bradshaw: Im fat im fat im fat
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(

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udit

To look something up in the Urban Dictionary (UD)

I don't know what quantum dating means, i should udit

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