bust out ninja skills

to win a fight in an unorthadox yet very effective way

Did you see Matt bust out the ninja skills on Jim? I saw his brains and everything!

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johnny depp

A sell out fuck who used to be a great actor then sold his soul to jesus for a fuckin crispy creme! WHAT THE FUCK ITS A FUCKIN DONUT GET OVER IT AHHHHHHHHHH

Ed Wood was a good movie

Finding Neverland was a shit film

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boy scouts of america

those fucks that spend their time butt-fucking each other and helping old women across the street

I know this kid jim, hes in the boy scouts... hes got aids... in his ass...

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rap

the heart and soul of the word crap

I wish I could get shot in the face nine times then maybe I could get millions of dollars and a video game

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necrophelia

A seriously disturbing act of sexual gratification.

OMG YOU FUCKED A DEAD CHICK!
But it wasn't illegal.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Well she didn't say no.

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pac-man

A general of an awesome army of another time

This way dammit!
WAGAWAGAWAGAWAGAWAGAWAGAWAGAWAGAWAGAWAGA

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Rock opera

A album or song that tells a story originated by the who followed by Pink Floyd and destroyed by Green Day

If I hear American Idiot one more time im going to chop the head off a kitten and I wont even care...bitch

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