Bent Bouffant

A hairstyle Usually donned by socially awkward individuals who by nature have created a distraction atop their head as everything else about them is either boring or annoying.

All I ever see when Henry tries to strike a conversation is that bent bouffant looking right at me

Wolverhampton syndrome

Wolverhampton syndrome.

Usually affecting people who drink the tap water in the west midlands for over 4 years.

Symptoms include but are not restricted to:
Abnormally large or 'bulging' eyes.
The inability to string together a grammatically correct sentence.
Uncontrollable inability to tell the truth.
Exaggeration of world travel.
Over use of referencing "they" or "they say" - (nobody knows who "they" are)

Q: Hey man, what was with that wiered dude at the wedding party...

A: the only thing we can be sure about him is that he has wolverhampton syndrome

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