stoned pony

High horse. Conceited, snobbish. Acting as if you're better than everyone else.

Get off your stoned pony, Cassidy. Getting free drinks from Lazy-Eye Larry behind the bar isn't something to brag about...

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dwasted

Day-drunk turned up a notch.

Thought I was just gonna do a little day drinkin' but then Daryl showed up with cornhole. Needless to say, we got dwasted and passed out in the yard.

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devil's urine

Alcohol.

"Hey, boss - not going to make it to work today. I'm not feeling too good..."
"Maybe you'd feel better if you didn't drink so much devil's urine last night. I saw your Insta posts..."

Snacksident

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....

"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."