u13

Under the age of 13

Someone: I'm 12 years old
Someone else: Bro you're u13?!

qweèéêëëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm

When you are so bored on your phone that you type in every varient of every letter.

you: qweèéêëëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm

everyone: you are bored af

Fried

When someone is fried, it's basically saying they're done for. Like when you're playing minecraft hardcore and some mf in the chat says "fried" when you're on 1 heart, they're basically saying you're screwed.

Guy 1: I'm on on 1 health
Guy 2: Bro you're fried

йцукенгшщзхэждлорпавыфячсмитьбю

You're telling me nobody thought of this? thre entire russian alphabet but you alternate the typing direction every row.

Some guy: I'm gonna say йцукенгшщзхэждлорпавыфячсмитьбю

Some other guy: cool

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qweèéêëëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm1234567890°-–—•/\:;()$₽¥€¢£₩&§@"”“„»«.…,?¿!¡'’‘`[]{}#%‰^*+=≠≈_\|~<>€£¥•.…,?¿!¡'’‘`

Behold: The maximum boredom you can get on an iPhone in the english language. Not only did you type every variation of every letter, but every variation of every character in the entire english keyboard. Now the universe will implode and it's all your fault.

You: I'm gonna type qweèéêëëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm1234567890°-–—•/\:;()$₽¥€¢£₩&§@"”“„»«.…,?¿!¡'’‘`{}#%‰^*+=≠≈_\|~<>€£¥•.…,?¿!¡'’‘` instead of doing homework

Everyone: WAIT! THE UNIVERSE IS GONNA COLLAPSE!!1

Clocked

Saying something is clocked is just a way to say it's old or boring

No cap, (insert something boring) is kinda clocked

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qwperotyiu

Are you literally telling me nobody came up with this?! When you type qwertyuiop, but you alternate the side of the keyboard every 2 keys from the left but every key from the right.

In leman's terms, instead of it being in 1234567890 order, it's 1203495687 order.

guy: qwperotyiu
google: Jesus christ you are bored as hell