goon

Some Fat cunt who goes into a chippy and asks for a pizza

Keith: (After reading the menu and realising there are no pizzas on it) Can I Have a Pizza?
Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.

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spaz wagon

A vehicle (usually a minibus or a space wagon) used to transport several spaz to their destination.

PL: Fuck Sake! This stupid fuck in front is going so slow!!
Adski: Aye up!! It's a Spaz Wagon!

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