glitter

A weapon of stealth used to coat the desk, chair, and head of balding, fat history teachers. If used as such, beware of the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom.

Monica sneaks up behind Mr. Helsel, and, *bam!* drops glitter in his hair. She runs out of the room in terror, Helsel chasing her with the rotus-beating-stick-of-doom! (Real story!!!)

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