Chatbot Carrousel

Chat-bawt Caro-sell (verb)

When communicating through a chat app platform to speak with customer service, chatbot carrousel is what happens when you have a circular conversation with a chatbot.

There is no real person on the other end, the conversation is a series of auto-responses that never effectively address your issue, but you keep trying—hopping to have a different outcome. The conversation goes around and around until you are using all caps and swearing off digital for an analog life for the rest of your years.

Chatbot carrousel is a zero sum game, where their is no winning on the part of the living person. It’s a direct vortex into a digital hellscape.

Uber delivered the wrong order to me and when I tried to reach customer service I ended up in and endless game of chatbot carrousel.

I tried to cancel my phone plan but this company only has automated service chat. Before I knew it I was hooked into chatbot carrousel. I guess I’ll know by my next billing date if they actually cancelled my plan.

dragonnaire

A person or group who hoards obscene wealth. Does not redistribute wealth, works to curtail fair compensation, eschews social responsibility to share wealth either through fair taxation or philanthropy.

“The media loves to write about the antics of dragonnaires but never their accountability.”

“Is this just another dragonnaire pet project?”

“The concept of ‘trickle-down’ economics is scoffed at by the dragonnaire.”

“At what point did this corporation become a dragonnaire?”

Flavour Aggression

Flay-vor Ag-gres-sion (noun)

Enjoying the flavour of what you are eating when sometimes quite suddenly it ceases to taste good and can also be come completely unpalatable that you have to immediately stop eating it.

Inspired by the term “pet aggression” like when a cat is enjoying being petted, suddenly bites your hand to get you to stop petting them. It’s usually a quick transition, often unexpected. Consider your tastebuds the “cat” in flavour aggression.

I was chilln’ and munching on salt n’ vinegar chips when flavour aggression suddenly hit, I couldn’t eat another bite.

I love these pretzels! -ten minutes later- These pretzels are making me thirsty! Yuck!

rage peddler

noun.

1. A public personality who makes income by driving media traffic to them through peddling controversial content that prompts angry responses and divisive infighting of their viewership.

verb
gerund or present participle: rage peddling

2. The action of a person, website or group that uses internet traffic generated through rageclicks for the goal of making money.

1. “This person is a rage peddler. I’m not going to fund them by clicking into this article.”

2. “Last night’s political debate was less about the issues and just more rage peddling.”