off-dees

This is a word used to tell sumone that you are leaving now.
- taken from the prefix; off.
- replaces the word off.

1) rite ladz, im knakkered so im off-dees, inabit.
2) Off-dees!

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Jobber

simply A Hand-job. for a female to use ones hand(s) in order to give sexual pleasure to a male.

1) il giv u a finger-fuck if u giv me a jobber first!
2) yeh man, she gave me a jobber whilst watchin match of the day!!!
3) well it started off with just a jobber, but one thing led 2 another, b4 we knew it we wer Rewriting the Warsaw Pact

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gyal-dem

This expression basically means your home-girlz. It is taken from the male origin man-dem. Can be used by both male and female homies, 2 describe thier home-gyal.

1) wassup gyal-dem? wot u up 2?
2) ive gotta gyal-dem thats obbsessed with that stuff! 4 real.
3) uve been my gyal-dems from pure time, trust.

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cheeky-

This is a prefix, that is added onto anything that you are doing/having, without permission, when at work, or in some type of lesson, where rules are to be followed.

1) (when working outdoors) Scott, go and make us a cheeky-bru whilst the boss is havvin a shit!!!
2) Rite, i'l go and roll us a cheeky-joint in the toilet.
3) I had a cheeky-spliff at work, itz always better when ur not supposed 2 be doin it!!!

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window licker

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!

1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!

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Skibadee

This word comes from the well known drum & Bass MC; mc skibadee. It basically means to make a move or to leave the room/building/car. It can be used as a word on its own to let ur man-dems know that uve gotta get out of there quik! Or if u kno a member of authority is listening this one word will alert your home-boys so u can get the hell out quickly.

1) Yo man-dems, the police are round the corner. lets skibadee!!!
2) Come on Stizz!!! - weve gotta skibadee quik-time!!!
3) Skibadee, b4 u get a cap popped in your dome!!!
4) Lets skibadee, after we've listened 2 dis MC Skibadee track!

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man-dem

This phrase is used by a male or female to refer to their male homies. it can be used as a greeting towards one or more home-boyz, or as a means of refering to your crew, when in the presence of neutral, or un-known company.
see also gyal-dem

1) hey, wassup man-dem(s), u aiight?
2) yeh, my man-dems will hook u up with that shit, trust.
3) dont start flexxin or my man-dems will fuck u up, 4 real!!!

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