demoticon

A combination of "emoticon" and "demoted." A feeling of being demoted by an important person in your life who suddenly responds to a text or email only with an emoticon — not any words. But a demoticon probably means that the person feels so connected with you that no words are needed. So this is actually a good thing: See promoticon.

I got demoticon'd. Dang! Another smiley face.

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Frostco

the huge walk-in freezer at Costco that is totally freezing.

Larry caught a cold while lollygagging in the Frostco looking for the tub of organic spinach.

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roll it forward

putting on a new roll of toilet paper even when, technically, you don't have to because you've already done your business — but you realize that if you don't the next person will be in an unenviable position

It's a good deed. So you're "paying it forward."

Roll it forward -- it's chicken soup for your soul

thith

A hair that get's caught in your mouth. The word derives from the the facial expression one makes while saying the word, which mimics the facial express one makes while feeling around with your tongue to locate and prepare the hair to be pulled out by one's fingers.

Pardon me....there's a thith going on....ahh...got it.

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blahzzard

A snowfall that everyone thinks is going to be a full-on blizzard but ends up producing a pretty minimal amount of snow.

Yo, do you remember the nasty Blizzard of '79?
Broseph, I think you're talking about the Blahzzard of '79. It was in '78 when we had the real blizzard.

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brother's tea

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.

So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.

You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.

Order brother's tea, at a fine restaurant near you.

acadouche

Combination of "academic" and "douche," describing the pretentious use of academic words.

Why use "premia" as the plural of premium? Ans: because you want to be an acadouche.

Why, like an acadouche, must you insist that "data" is plural. No one uses the word that way.

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