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The small independent sovereign whose borders are coextenstive with the walls of your cat box.
Welcome to Turdistan!
Population: 2
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Combination of "blotto" and "auto correct," describing the inaccuracies you make while explaining something to someone when you are totally wasted. This is like the mistakes that a smartphone makes when it auto corrects what you want to say with something totally weird, but you don't realize what you actually said until you see the text or email sometime later.
I wish I had an app for blotto correct. Last night I said some things I shouldn't have.
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A degree in jackassery required to become a lawyer.
On your application for this attorney position please provide a copy of your Jackassery Degree (J.D.).
To break up with somebody.
Alternatively, it means to fire somebody from a job.
Basically, the word describes any situation in which someone's position or status is completely stripped away from them in one fell swoop.
This phrase derives from the book and TV series, Game of Thrones, in which there is a castle on a high mountain with a hatch built into the floor. This hatch is called the "Moon Door." When opened, the Moon Door releases people into mid air, so that they fall directly to the floor of the Vale far below.
I finally gave Sally the moon door.
Woah, bro, sorry to hear that. Was it a tough breakup?
No. Once she was gone, it was completely over.
{to give someone the moon door
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the feeling of confusion, panic and brain fog that sets in when trying to convert letters to numbers on a phone
trying to dial 1-800-SIR-MIX-A-LOT has given me a bad case of alphanumeria
When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.
Kirkland is the Costco brand.
Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland
Being disoriented in Costco because they've changed the location of items you were used to finding in a certain place
Where is that 80 gallon drum of peperoncini I need?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland