Grassmaster

One who has mastered the art of the smoke. One who has achieved calm in both mind and breath. One who is truly meant to be worshipped and observed.

Fuckboi friend 1: Geez, how many joints has Andrew done already?
Fuckboi friend 2: SHHHH!!! Silence, knave! Lest thou value thine puny existence, thou shalt NOT interrupt the one true Grassmaster in the middle of his ritual! Have thou no shame?!

MOAE

Stands for:
Mayonnaise
On
An
Escalator

Used to describe something just so cool and awesome

Man! That Mayonnaise on an Escalator is just the most MOAE fuckin' thing I've ever seen!

subjectively objective

When you pose a statement as an opinion, but you know it's absolutely a fact

Subject 1: We've been going to Five Guys all month, let's do Wendy's for once.
Subject 2: We can't, because Five Guys is the only correct option, but that's just my subjectively objective opinion.