maple bar

the area tween your genitals and pooper. The taint

My maple bar is like an itchy little bitch right now.

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federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

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boar_king_of_mountains

🐗🐗💪💪🚫⚡ boss👍👍✅✅✅🚎🚎🚎🚎🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗👍👍👍👍 inosuke habishira🐗🐗👍

Tanjiro: "Inosuke, what is your TikTok username?"
Inosuke🐗💪: " boar_king_of_mountains Gampachiro."

boar_king_of_mountains

imsowgwi be sbanshsvajwhvs

Tanjiro: "Inosuke chew with your mouth closed!"
boar_king_of_mountains: "No."

edthemf

The best person I've ever met, I love him and cherish him with my whole life and would die for him <3

Oocha Cooch: "Do you follow edthemf on TIKTOK?"
Peaches: "Yes."

wolf gag

To gag someone with your finger while banging their ass, thus causing them to tighten up.

I wolf gagged my parole officer last night, he's my bitch!

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lumberjill

a butch dyke

That lumberjill over there looks like John fucking Goodman

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