Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

alarm clock

An invention solely designed to kill millions of human dreams every morning

Whoever invented the alarm clock was a real dick. Seriously, not cool.

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Catherine

Subpar at water polo. varying degrees of cool but mainly uncool.

Oh Catherine is here, That's cool I guess

Auguste

The coolest guy who is hot and swims fast.

Wow Auguste is fast and cool and hot

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