Monke

Haha Monke

Haha Monke

2👍 2👎

Twig boy

Someone who is skinny and can only be called this by someone who isn’t

Mat “oi jamie you’re a fucking Twig boy you skinny fuck”

Jamie “that’s the 3rd time today you’ve called me that”

Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

35👍 6👎

Poggers

Funny word that twitch band. (Sad)

Streamer “yo chat can we get some Poggers in chat”

Twitch “NO”

4👍 1👎

Trux fortuita

Something that i am definitely.

Jim”Hey Bob you’re a Trux fortuita”

Bob” what, hey fuck you”

8👍 5👎

Haslingden

Haslingden is a town in north west England filled with Nonces , drug dealers and underage drinkers.
Haslingden is indefinitely a great place to live.

Jack” Haslingden is shit”
Mat”you’re right”

Ball

A singular Testi

Mat number 1 ”yo you seen that dude Harry he’s only got one Ball”

Mat number 2 “yo thats weird”