Jerry Gergich

The guy from parks and rec who can never do anything right.

Person: Jerry, how did you dislocate your shoulder?
Jerry Gergich: I fell in a creek trying to get my burrito that I dropped
Person: Ahahha jerry you can’t do anything right

Ganny

Feeling very turned-on, but you are too shy to say that you are straight up horny as fuck

I’m feelin pretty ganny right now

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