nelkboys

A group of popular man-children pranksters that do funny things but make normal people yack due to their cringe-worthy dialogue. Their biggest fans will drop copious amount of money on their merch, which includes “full send” flags and “full send” tee shirts, which are completely overpriced. Their leader is Kyle, he looks like he’s 35 but acts like he’s 14, clearly a fellow that hasn’t left college. But then again, if we were that rich, we would probably pull the same shit so props to them.

“DUDE I bought the new nelkboys full send merch”

“Ur an idiot, their stuff is a scam”

3👍 8👎

Hyper Hydrociating

Sweating is one thing, but hyper hydrociating is a whole new animal. Hyper hydrociating is when you drink a gallon of water and go on a three mile jog through the desert. Hyper hydrociating is going to an outdoor gym in Louisiana during the dog days of summer. Hyper hydrociating is a rare instance, but you will know it’s occurring when every square inch of your body is secreting sweat. Even your teeth will be producing sweat.

Person 1: damn it’s pretty hot out

Person 2: yeah really hope I don’t start hyper hydrociating.