Words with Frienzy

The current craze over the facebook and smart phone game Words with Friends.

John was supposed to finish his presentation on the Rollins project, but he got swept up in the words with frienzy and he is days behind schedule.

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Cannedberry Juice

The overly bright red, 10%-juice, cranberry juice cocktail served at restaurants and from soda machines.

Dude 1: "My drink tastes funny."

Dude 2: "Next time, get something with real juice instead of cannedberry juice."

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Cosmopolitician

A drunk who thinks he knows everything, specifically, one who has a few drinks, and then thinks he or she knows the solution to all the world's problems.

**A couple of drunks argue politics at the bar**

Bartender 1: "You give them a few drinks and they think they know everything."

Bartender 2: "We've got a room full of cosmopoliticians."

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