Lmfao

A Chinese hacker, not much is known about him, yet, he is there.
Relatives:
Lmfbao: his brother
Lmao: his sister

Cop: do you know who lmfao is?
Guy: that's a word that means something, not a name
Cop: he's a Chinese hacker, isn't he? You know him?
Guy: no, it stands for "laughing my arse off"
Cop: where's the f?
Guy: it's a swear word, laughing my bloody arse off
Cop: l.m.b.f.a.o, his brother?

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Spooky beer flu

Simply another way of saying the corona virus, because there is a beer called corona
Usually used in dark situations involving COVID to try and lighten the mood

Person 1: man I just got COVID, I'm fucked
Person 2: you mean spooky beer flu?
Person 3: what the hell are you talking about?

Semen protector

The protector of semen
There to protect you from sus videos online
Made popular recently due to Stanley.MOV's YLYL and sleep streams

Yo Virgil please be my semen protector and prevent this anime woman from stealing my semen