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Security code for "Dead hooker in Ben Affleck's trailer."
Security Guard: Sorry to interrupt fellas, but we have a 10-07 on our hands.
Matt: Ah Jesus, not again Ben.
Ben: Nah! That's bullshit because I wasn't with a hooker today! Ah ha!
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A Hawaiian slang referring to sexual intercourse; to "put inside." Coined in 1993 by the late Hawaiian recording artist Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.
You know, when you get all horny and you get the kickstand and you like pu in sai? Well, the safest sex is no sex. Not the plastic. So no pu in sai.
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Vassa is a crystalline alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant. When consumed, it is a highly addictive drug that is a stimulant of the central nervous system. It is also known to cause long-windedness, an inflated sense of self-worth, and the inexplicable glottal uttering of phrases like: "EH!"
Dude, let's blow this pop-stand - I've got a half a salt-shaker of Vassa at the crib.
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Hawaiian slang for a spanking. Also used when someone gets their ass kicked.
Little Donny stole money from his mother's wallet, so she gave him dirty lickins.
Damn man, that dude gave you some dirty lickins.
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An insult along the same lines of asshole, dickhead, fuckhead, etc.
Yo bitch fist. Just call me Darth Balls... Bong!
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A place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death, but death won't come.
As punishment for my sins in my former life, I have been forced to go to UPN.
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