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sticky keys

the true defenition of insanity.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!

But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.

Person one in Minecraft chat:BRO WHY TF DID YOU KILL ME I WAS DOING THE PEACE SIGN
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...

by Agent Stamos November 25, 2020


ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton

person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V

by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020


Barnacle

Some biomass on the ceiling with a tounge from the boarder worldxen When you touch said tounge it pulls you up into the "mouth" and eats you
it can be killed via any weapon in the game or physics object (exclusive to half life 2)
it also generated alot of por-
they also like do this creepy ass thing where they launch their tounges in a certurn direction.

Friend:try to see if you can go across inside that room
Me:i cant the barnacle is going to do the toungy thingy

by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

4👍 3👎


WEBEX

The shitiest online meeting service that exists on the market!

Student one:ay yo want to play MW?
Student two:we cant we have a meeting on WEBEX in like 12 minutes.
Student one:oh fuck not WEBEX!
Student two:guts and glory kid.
Student one:guts and fucking glory kid...

by Agent Stamos November 9, 2020

8👍 1👎