Benjamin Bor-Thompson

Ohhh my days where do I start? He goes by Bully B and this brudda has a 12 inch BBC, mums I’m not lying. He’s the blackest man you’ll ever see. Secondly, this man claims to be good at Rocket league but on gods name this guy is sooooo shit oml. He claims to be better cuz he has “more points” or he’s “more mechanical.” What a wallad. Finally, he claims to have never wanked in his life which is straight 🧢. We all know he’s on it every night ;)

BBT your late

-Alistair Halsall to Benjamin Bor-Thompson