Swift Johnsoning

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

Skoliosexual

A broken sexual attraction to mentally ill people.

Sorry bitch, you might think you're hot but I'm only interested in people who aren't sure of what their gender is. So unless you're skoliosexual then get lost hun.

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