b0ner

How stupid people say boner

Stupid Kid:OMG!!!!!!11 i wuz watchin (insert porno) and i got a b0ner!!!!!111

LOLZ!!!!!!1111

42👍 32👎

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

16👍 9👎

Poornima

Girl that used to live in Slowcala and then moved to Boca.

I miss you Poornima! Come back to Slowcala!

18👍 76👎

Know your role

Get back in line; stop acting outside of who you really are

Know your role and give me head, hoe!

145👍 30👎

Kushagra

Greatness personified.

Popular Girl 1: So did Kush come to your party last night?
Popular Girl 2: Nah, he's way too cool for that, he was probably at home studying or something.
Popular Girl 1: What a guy...

159👍 35👎

Swayla

A human form of a squirrel.

See Suvetha

I saw Swayla burrying acorns in my yard yesterday. I got pissed at the bitch so I shot it down with my BB Gun.

Hurrah!

6👍 9👎

Brace yoself foo'

Get ready; be prepared

Delonte: Yo Jamz, why you be all up in my grill dawg?
Jamal: Shut yo mouth muthafucka! I gotta can of whoop-ass waitin for you so yo u betta brace yoself foo'!

27👍 18👎