Dreamsexual

Complete degenerates so desperate to be noticed by someone who never has and never will noticed them, that they created a sexuality of said person. I'm talking about "Dreamsexuals". Apparently, a dude with a mask and a green hoodie is now a race, religion, and a sexuality. And on top of that, these creatures even made a fucking flag and call themselves valid.

Friend: "Are you straight or what?"
Degenerate Creature: "Oh no, I'm a proud and valid Dreamsexual."
No longer their friend: "Please die a horrible and painful death."