Skreee

The act of announcing to a group of people that you need to pee while on a call or online chat of some sort and proceeding to do so with out muting ones self and after words flushing the toilet in an act of dominance.

Can be used as skreee,skreeed,or skreeeing

Hey guys I need to pee.
Wait no he’s about to skreee

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shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.

Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?

Dick bagging

A fighting move that consists of removing the male genitalia using only the zipper on his pant. Once removed the dick will still be in the underwear of the opponent and because of the zipper it is now in its own little bag closed off from the rest of the body. There is also partial dick bagging which is the same but not all of the target was removed more like only the sack or head.

You wanna go bro?!
Don't even try I’ve been taught in the art of dick bagging
Oh shit! I’ve done fuckled myself now. Holy shit my penis!

Heh beans

A painting Depicting a long neck and a head with a malicious intent kind of look on it’s face as well as having multiple flaps on its oh so long neck the painting is in all black and white. The last details of the painting is a phrase above it saying heh beans in black and is located permanently painted on a wall. Those who se this image say they here the phrase in there head specifically in a strange voice. After viewing the picture the viewer will say heh beans at any time and giggle for a bit. This is always done in a weird voice that sounds like how the painting looks if you know what I mean.

Heheh look at that heh beans heheheh

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