Mahad

A slang word for a person who constantly steals candy from schools. Often known to be stupid, to have delayed reactions, and to have slurred speech. They are usually associated with an organization called NWC. Often found with Ahmeds, Mohameds, more Mahads and Libans.

Did you see that? That mahad just stole a chocolate bar!

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flesh of my flesh

A term used to describe one's children.

My son is flesh of my flesh

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Ben Tennant

A creature of the ginger species.


Once a year, on new years eve, he performs a ritual where he slays a pig. He then makes bacon from that mangled carcass.

H: Did you see that ben tennant slay a pig last night?
S: Who didn't?

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