Subtrend

An active trend that people are talking about on social media, and especially Twitter. Twitter auto-completes it, however it's not trending just yet.

Liverpool vs Manchester United game (#LIVMUN) is still a subtrend, despite being highly entertaining.

Systitis

A computer showing the symptoms of a virus infection; turtle-slowness, inability to run certain apps or games, inability to browse through the internet or very slow internet browsing, and certainly will end in you having a high blood pressure.

A: My windows has a systitis for the last month.
B: It's probably because you're running an update-disabled fake version. Buy a genuine version, or replace your windows with any open-source os.

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Ziadiscography

The complete works of the legendary Lebanese artist, Ziad Rahbani.

The Ziadiscography includes Ziad's solo albums, his compositions for his mother Fairuz and other notable Arabic artists, his theatrical works, radio shows, and even his creative ads.

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Trendlapse

A relapse of an old trend, intentionally or otherwise.

#ALSBucketChallenge trendlapsed in 2015.

Translation Proof

The maximum alcohol blood level that you could still manage to work under its influence, or tolerate translating documents.

A: Have you finished this half JD alone?!

B: And I'm still working. I have a high translation proof.

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Sext

Sexual satisfaction by dictation, smsing, tweeting, blogging, instant messaging, private Facebook threads, etc...

Sexual gratification by sharing written text.

This woman knows how to turn me on in less than 140 characters. She's a perfect sexter!

This tweep turns on her followers! She knows exactly how to sext!

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Techtease

Teasing computer users and geeks with a brand new technological products, like latest gadgets and gizmos, devices (smartphones, lap-tops, processors... etc), instruments, software updates, new applications etc...

The newly introduced product can be either really cool, creative, and a real addition to the world of technology. Or nothing serious at all, but a successful combined marketing/advertising campaign.

A: I'm techteased by iPhone 4, I really want to buy one!
B: I'm waiting to see if it's really worth it.

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A: Esra'a teases me every time by an update, website design, or a software yet to be released. Oh yeah! I love the technologically-driven Mideast Youth!
B: This is what we call techteasing. Mideast Youth apps are of an unquestionable quality!

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