KKG

Abbreviation for Urdu language word "Kismat Ka Gandoo", KKG is a person who is very capable and intelligent but luck runs out on him on random occassions, usually gets all the girls but his condom bursts at a very wrong time.

every KKG is ranked on the basis of his KKG Factor. IT is the amount of KKGness multplied by the time period it lasts, for a day, a week or a month. Though Some are lifetime KKGs.

1. Dude ,u r a KKG, how could your car run out of gas just meters away from the target!!!

2. Goddamnit, i was due to pick up my gold medal at the convocation but my wife burned my pants, ohYes, my KKG Factor must be on.

3. Guy 1: So did u get into heidi's pants last nights???
Guy 2: Man, Everything was so fine unless my KKG factor was switched on , it burst at the wrong time.

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