Eve

Eve is a fucking gem. You’ll meet her and be amused by her clumsy snorts and SUPER LOUD sneezes. She works extra hard and does odd humble brag about it. She’s striking and super attractive in a way you can’t place. Her curvaceous figure and thicc thighs suit her big personality, both of which have men and women alike falling to their knees. (Not that this matters as she’s certainly huh gay ) She lacks self confidence despite her loud persona and deserves LOTS OF LOVE. Shower that girl with compliments because she deserves it. PS her name is EVE, don’t try calling her any of that Evelyn bullshit

Them: Woah Eve looks so cool what’s it like to know her?
Me: A fucking #blessing

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