schvat

the best most janster way to say what

schviggity shiggity schvat

spunk trunk

cock, penis, single barreled porridge gun

i whipped out my spunk trunk and stuck it in the bitches mouth

bertuzzi

verb. a) To work with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending someone off with the other.

b) to almost kill someone

"I Bertuzzied Cheryl at work yesterday"
"You almost killed her?"
"No, I worked with one hand/arm while simultaneously fending her off with the other."
"Oh. You should go to jail."