Hoverboard

A self-balancing scooter that is typically used by douche bags, viners or both. The scooters are most commonly called "hoverboards" but they also go by names such as Glidrs, Swegways, or IO Hawk boards due to the leading brand that sells the boards named IO Hawk. The boards are called "hoverboards" contradicting the fact that the boards have wheels and don't hover much at all. They are expensive, ranging from $200-$700 so rich white kids who want to live in the future can ride them around once a month.

"Yo dude did you see Logan's hoverboard?!"
"Yeah man it's dope, when my dad gets his next paycheck, he's ganna get one for everyone in my family!"
"Sick tits bro, i'm ganna go watch vine now!"

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The Surprise Unicorn

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.

“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”