Ebola

The reason for everything. When someone doesn't show up for work, or school, it is because of Ebola. You can catch Ebola from everything, including emails, gossip, old breast milk, etc. Don't look in your closet either, there is the Ebol-gey Man hiding, waiting to spread the virus and turn you into a zombie.

Where's Anthony?

He must have Ebola.

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