Poo Pants

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea

Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.

nipple mama

An adult person (usually male) who is highly attached to their mother....more than the usual. Their dependence on their mother has exceeded from problematic to just downright creepy.

Wayne still has his mother tuck him in at night, he is such a nipple mama!!