dingleberry

a french grandmother's word for feces or droppings.

French Grandmother: "oh no!(prrrrt)"
Stranger: "what happened?"
French Grandmother: "I think I've got a dingleberry in my panties!"

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tootsie roll

a french grandmother's nickname for female genitalia. Not to be confused with the chocolate, chewy candy that comes in a wrapper labeled "tootsie roll".

French Grandmother: "Oh, you're having a hysterectomy?"
Stranger: "why, yes, I am"
French Grandmother: "Don't bother shaving your tootsie roll. They will do that for you"

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