Pandad

pronounced 'Pan-derd'
When black or dark makeup such as mascara runs, creating black circles or random blotches beneath the eye so that the fashion victim resembles a panda

"Why didn't anyone tell me I pandad?!" or "I really hope i don't panda tonight, that could be embarrassing!"

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zorro-d

pron: Zo-row-d
1. When mascara runs causing black circles like zorro's mask to form around the eyes.
2. When you have a sudden urge to carve 'Z' into random buildings/trees/people

1. "oh my god i look like zorro!" *faints out of sheer terror*
"baha you've zorro-d!"
2. "Where did this random 'Z' come from? I'm sure I didn't have a 'Z' carved into my arm <i>last</i> night!"
"Oh don't worry about it, someone probably just zorro-d when you weren't looking"

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