videogame

The way that adults, especially non-gamers, spell video game.

"Videogames are evil!" remarked Joe Liberman.

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harlequin fetus

The most disturbing picture I have ever been tricked into Googling up in my entire life. It's a picture of a fetus with bleach-white skin that is incredibly hard. It is almost completely deformed, and has hideous red blotches for eyes. Believe me when I say that YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT.

John, a mean and selfish person who does not care about other people, tricked Rob into looking at a harlequin fetus image, and he was scarred for the rest of his life.

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fanboy

In the video game world, a person who desperately prefers one system over others, and will hate every other without reason.

The fanboy said that Xbox was a worthless piece of garbage, but since he never played it, he was not telling the truth.

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dis

A verb (or possibly noun) that refers to insulting or in some other way defaming someone or something.

He was dissed by someone who hated him

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reality tv

I'm not sure if it's TV, but I'm sure that whoever came up with the idea needs to be taken out and shot. Repeatedly.

He watched reality TV and lost his IQ in the process.

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Quality Control

A system on UrbanDictionary that allows whiney people to erase definitions that they find *extremely* offensive.

I hate your guts, quality control!

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booty

A synonym for buttocks.

Look at the size of that booty!

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