Pleasure Gums

A term used when a person has massive gums and you get that instant sexual urge to stroke them.

Kevin Bacon: "Gee whiz Barry, did you see that tart at the local Fishermans Club?"

Barry: "I sure did 80's movie star, Kevin Bacon. She had a fine set of pleasure gums!"

Kevin Bacon: "What i wouldnt give to pick the crumbs out of those pleasure gums!"

Barry: "Oh Kevin, you buffoon!"