gomhrt

When typing the word 'finger' and your hands are placed incorrectly, one key to the right for every letter.

Always check spelling in your emails; no one will know that a broken middle 'gomhrt' is a broken middle finger.

Planksta

Planksta is the segment of a plankton bloom most likely to devolve into beach sludge, also known as the underbelly of the plankton world.

Along the Atlantic seaboard, the increased presence of planksta has negatively affected the moral fiber of most plankton communities.

turdaloo

A trail of diarrhea highlighting the path to the lavatory in marginal eating establishments.

After seeing the turdaloo, Sally decided against ordering the shucked raw oysters.