memberton

Pet name for a huge throbbin'cock

"Then Bob whipped out Mr. memberton and smacked that drunk with it!"

hang fruit

pendulous testicles as seen from behind

"i like the way Bob's hang fruit looks when he's cleaning the bathtub"

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Frank-off

When a homosexual male masturbates to straight porn. Happens most often in New England.

Hey, B - why don't you go home and frank-off for a while until you can act like a grown up!

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