labtop

It's not a LABTOP, it's a Laptop, you nerd wanna-bes. ._. Ok, so I am a nerd.

"I was using my labtop on the plain with a grill named Beth!"

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spammer

1. A moron who sends out E-mails, filling up your inbox so you can't find any real E-mail.

2. One who seems to think that a 7-year-old girl needs to be informed she can enlarge her penis in just 6 weeks.

"What's the rope and rifle for?"

"Ima' going spammer hunting!"

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moh

Mold On Hardrolls--MOH

Baker "WOAH! Look at all that MOH... better scrape it off."

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cixelsyD

.lanigiro gnihtemos did yeht ekil leef dna sdrawkcab epyt ot elpoep rof yaw ynnuf a si cixelsyD

"!!cixelsyd ma I ,kool yeH"
".uoy llik ot gniog ma I..."

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anti-anti

Being against something that is against something.

Argh... I hate myself, because I am anti-anti!!!

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weapons of minor destruction

The only thing we can actually find in Iraq-- a couple of grenades, some guns, and a few fireworks.

Bush: "We succeeded in our goal of finding Weapons of Minor Destruction... what? Mass destruction... err, when did I say that?" *Shifty eyed Bush*

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RIAA

Disrespectful people trying to steal a buck. Idiots and retards of the world think that stealing from them is wrong.

"Dur, I am the RIAA and hate MP3's! Everything should be handed to me on a silver platter! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME" - RIAA

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