mp3

The best thing to happen to the music industry since the CD-- yet the RIAA hasn't taken advantage of it, but thinks of it as an enemy.

"Dur... I am the head of the RIAA, and I wanna take all of the money of the little people sharing MP3s!"

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spline

The object which Maxis likes to reticulate.

1: "What are you reticulating, dude?"
2: "My favorite dish-- Splines!"

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wacom

2. What you say when you are too lazy to say the full phrase "Wack them"

Bob: "So, what are you going to do about your son Tommy?"
Joe: "Wacom!

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meatshake

The greatest byproduct of meats in the world. It's made out of the leftover juices, and other various unused parts of meat. Very tastey.

Doctor: "How did you manage to clog up your arteries AND get food poisoning at the same time?"
Bob: "One word, doc. And that's 'meatshake.'"

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slut

Someone who sleeps with everyone except you.

ShonenKid211: OMG... she is succh a slut!
Jimmy7a: LOl... I think too.

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