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Pulling a Bolas

The act of agreeing to participate in a social event with friends and then canceling with little or no notice immediately prior to the event.

"Pulling a bolas" is often performed by not answering your phone and, after two rings, sending the call to voicemail. It is also often accomplished by proffering obvious lies as to why the person cannot participate in the social activity (e.g., "I need to clean my room").

The reasons for "Pulling a Bolas" can differ from person to person, but often include the following: XBox, self pleasuring activities, and the need for excessive "alone" time.

1.) "Hey, I know he said he'd be coming over tonight, but he just called and said he was too tired from looking at apartments with his girlfriend. I can't believe he's pulling a bolas again."

2.) "He just pulled a bolas on me. I called to see if he was still coming out tonight. Two rings and straight to voicemail."

by Ajax the Cat February 22, 2010


I'm Gonna Call It

The act of prematurely cancelling a social event or gathering at one's home in order to facilitate excessive "alone" time.

The phrase, "I'm gonna call it," is often used when no other seemingly legitimate excuse is available to the host. It is a method whereby the host can cancel the social activities in order to alot "alone" time for him/herself. These activities vary, but often include: Xbox, self-pleasuring, viewing pornography, and wasting time on the internet.

1.) "I'm gonna call it, guys." "But it's only ten o'clock on a Friday night." "I know, but I'm tired. I'm gonna call it."

2.) "I know it's only eight-thirty, but I'm gonna call it so I can get up early and clean my room tomorrow."

by Ajax the Cat February 22, 2010

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