autosexual

Someone who rather masterbate then have sex

I heard he couldn't get it up, because he's a autosexual

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book report

When your in a relationship and you two are arguing, the time that some says, "hold on let's get on the same page"

This can be resolved with a book report

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4-up

Knocking out someone with an uppercut, there are 4 knuckles on a fist not five

I put him out with the 4-up!

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