longboard

a skateboard meant for speedboarding, transportation, slalom, carving, sliding, boardwalking, racing of any other kind. longboards are not necessarily longer than freestyle skateboards. there are longboards from 22" to 103" and probably outside of that range as well.

a typical longboard is 44" long, 9.5" wide with a 28" wheelbase, has 70X45mm 80a wheels, is bent upward (camber) and is flexible with a 5 ply maple deck with fiberglass cloth epoxied onto the deck under the griptape, has a rear kicktail but no nose, has 180mm reverse-kingpin trucks with soft that bushings that allow a 7' turning radius

"i'm sick of riding this unturnable hard-little-wheeled popsicle stick around campus, i should order a longboard"

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smarterchild

a very cool dude who wastes his life away on forums

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shtooker

erect penis/boner
from shtook

it's little when it's soft, but it makes a huge shtooker!

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baseplate

the part of a skateboard truck that contacts the deck.

"turny baseplate geometry causes speed wobbles and so doesn't work for bombing"

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northshore mountain biking

a discipline of mountain biking originated in vancouver's north shore. northshore riding takes place in the woods, on elevated, often extremely narrow wooden constructs such as "adirondack ladders" and "hamster wheels." a typical northshore bike has 6.5" travel front and rear, 26" wheels, and beartrap pedals.

the north shore of vancouver is northshore mountain biking's namesake

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urban mountain biking

very much like street BMX biking, but with a good quality, fullsize bicycle. urban mountain bikes have front-fork suspension and a hardtail, with a low-clearance top-tube and low seat. its an action sport with a small number of devoted practicioners who are recognizable by their deeply pocked, purple shins, tolerance, friendliness, maverick mentality, and sexy, athletic build.

-what is there to do in vancouver?
-go urban mountain biking!

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hork

1. v
to quickly eat.

2. v
to vomit or belch in a manner like that of vomiting.

3. n
vomit

4. v
to steal or pilfer, usually pertaining to items of little value.

5. v
screw up, make dysfunctional

6. v
to sell (a bastardization of *hawk*)

6. v
do (can mean essentially anything)

i horked it down, then i horked it back up. then he horked my hork, and horked it to this guy who was totally horked up. then i horked my sister

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