Pewter

What rednecks call a computer

Hey Ed! You seen that there you tube on the pewter? It's like, ma whole family is on there!

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Akedos

Pronounced: Ah-kay-dos (Spanish 2)

From the Greek akedos, 'careless', from a, 'not', and kedos, 'care', 'grief' and 'anxiety'

Defined as heedlessness, careless, without care grief or anxiety, carefree, irresponsible, lacking in want or desire, sloth, and lazy.

The monk wished to achieve a state of akedos in his life.

Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

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