Shirted

When you hitting so good, she squirt and shit at the same time.

To squirt and shit at the same time.

Jenny shirted her first time she had a bbc.

I shirted jenny again.

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pipebite

When you get burnt by a motorcycle exhaust pipe.

Todd: Damn dude, what happened to your leg?

Mike: Pipebite...

Todd: Dumbass, wearing shorts on your motorcycle.