Sundundrum

The Sunday dilemma, it’s still the weekend so I should party, but tomorrow is Monday and I have to get ready for the week.

I’m in a sundundrum, I want to go out, but tomorrow is Monday

Basycleta

The mode of transit for a drug addict or homeless woman who wears leopard print and two different sandals

There goes meth head susie on her basycleta

Note to Selfish

When you make a list of things that you want only for yourself. NOT TO SHARE

Note to selfish, pick up more vodka!